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15 Fun Knock-Knock Jokes for 4 Year Olds

Updated: Jun 30

Are you looking for a fun way to entertain your preschoolers? Get ready for a delightful round of laughter with our playful collection of knock-knock jokes, perfect for preschoolers! These simple and funny pre-k jokes are specially designed to tickle the funny bones of 4-year-olds and 5-year-olds, providing a fun way to engage in language and humor. Let's dive in and start the fun!


15 Knock-Knock Jokes for 4 Year Old & 5 Year Old Children


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, let’s get playing!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play with me?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, cow says mooooo!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home? Let’s play!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut forget to open the door!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me, but I think it's a moose!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, please!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo who?

Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the music, it’s too quiet in here!


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Thanks for sharing these playful knock-knock jokes with your 4-year-old and 5-year-olds! We hope they brought plenty of smiles and laughter to your toddler's day. Remember, engaging young children / toddlers with humor is a wonderful way to spark their creativity and enhance their language skills. Keep these jokes handy for moments when you need a quick, cheerful activity.


Knock-knock jokes for 4 year old and 5 year olds

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